i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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