And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
You need Xanax blowdarts
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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