This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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