you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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