North Korea, Best Korea!
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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