you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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