Just mADE A PArabola og urine
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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