gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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