i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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