i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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