One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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