Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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