I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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