ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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