the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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