Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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