Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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