after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
how does that bad decision feel?
Panties = found
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
