Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
