You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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