what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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