with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
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