I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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