I like to think it a success when the cops are called
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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