WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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