I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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