David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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