The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
We had sex on a dog bed..
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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