New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
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