That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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