is your mom at the bar?
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Randomize
