i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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