check it out our google latitudes are spooning
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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