if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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