Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i just made my gag reflex go away.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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