Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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