I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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