After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
