How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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