And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
