she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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