Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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