they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
