office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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