week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
you didnt know i had herpes?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Randomize
