as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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