I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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