You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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