How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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