love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Every concussion has its silver lining
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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