You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
This house was built for laser tag.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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